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1 Apologies In Advance on Thu Mar 09, 2017 10:36 pm

Hipster Doofus

My first post in a very long time and I'd like to apologise in adavance for anyone whose going to be offended between now, Easter weekend and beyond.

I pity your precious souls as I'll only be talking the truth, the honest truth and nothing but the truth which means some will be offended, some will be amused and some simply will not understand what the hell is going on.

My old mates Mick The Rex, Stickler and Punter's Pal told me never to use my real name so for now boys and gals you're stuck with Hipster Doofus.

Hold onto to your seats as I plan to let rip like never before, if it's good for Donald J then it's good for me, time to put PC back in the closet.

2 Re: Apologies In Advance on Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:16 am


Welcome back Hipster Doofus. We look forward to your "no holds barred/take no prisoners" commentary. Should liven up the place.

Just be mindful of the language. We now have a lot of young athletes in the sport who are now members of Protrack.


PY (Admin)

3 Re: Apologies In Advance on Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:03 am


Welcome back Hipster. I wonder how many feathers you will ruffle?
So far for me;
Amused - 1
Offended - 0
What the hell is going on - 1

4 Re: Apologies In Advance on Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:55 pm


Ribera wrote:Welcome back Hipster. I wonder how many feathers you will ruffle?
So far for me;
Amused - 1
Offended - 0
What the hell is going on  - 1

As Dipster Hoofus says continually "don't fall for a mug"..... I think he's suffering from the days he was 2IC, now that he's about 6th, I think now he's the "spike boy" ...cleans the dirt off the spikes.

5 Re: Apologies In Advance on Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:27 pm

Hipster Doofus

Sticks and stones BMara, why are you always so flippant.

Never did I imagine that a few icebreakers would be taken so seriously, my cell has been running hot today with words or warning and caution, a pity that HD doesn't give a fat rats clacker and will not be muzzled.

For those concerned and anyone else out in cyberspace looking to pass judgement, it should be noted that all thoughts, feeling and opinions posted by HD are his and his only, HD takes no guidance and is not the messenger for anyone associated or linked to him, nor should anyone linked or associated with HD be judged by what HD has to say.

Boys and gals I apolised in advance, but I shall apologise again as HD has barely scratch the surface on what needs to be said and what will be said going forward.

HD is tired of PC but mostly the deadset drivel being trotted out by some members on this site, look out Thatsthestats, Slowcoach, Mex and Co.

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